condoms. the things you put on your dick to keep you from getting the clap like sam, dude. duh
[ he thinks he's talking to cas oops ]
how do you flavor latex?
it's an STD, man
[ sheesh ]
you dont eat it, you lick it once its on
wait, who the hell IS this
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condoms. the things you put on your dick to keep you from getting the clap like sam, dude. duh
[ he thinks he's talking to cas oops ]
how do you flavor latex?
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why would you eat latex? [ this is the time the translator works. ]
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it's an STD, man
[ sheesh ]
you dont eat it, you lick it once its on
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if you want to taste something not-cock flavoured, i recommend licking something that's not a cock? [ he wasn't aware they were close enough to have this conversation but he's going to give straight-forward advice here. ]
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that's the fun part though, licking a strawberry cock
[ wait a minute. 'mate'? ]
when did you extend your vocabulary to australian
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wait, who the hell IS this
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ok done
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let's never speak of it again. ]